GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic